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[Mum2Toby]

Here we go folks! This'll be much quicker!

Why did we lose you Carmel??

Oooo this new bar has Flavoured Absolute vodka!

I did some sit-ups, does that count? And I stuck to my WW points (almost)

My glass is empty - it's only Tuesday, should I have another?

Absolutely.

come on girls drinks are on the house!! i`ve survived my first 5 hours with the enemy !!!

well done whymummy - I'll have a drink with you

Wahey! How did you manage that?

well they managed to point out that i fill the bath for the children too much,my ds hair is too long,dd still has a dummie,too many toys,i just found an answer for everything and they got the message,for today that is,they`ll start on something else tomorrow
MORE DRINKS COMING

had a very, very heavy night,don't need a drink as i am pissed

whymummy, going back to your earlier post, one of the things that really wound me up about my in-laws was that the bring loads of their own stuff e.g. bedding (we have pillows and duvets) and food (we have food including such esoteric items as lemons and breakfast cereal). It used to make me feel inadequate, as if it was an implied criticism..

However, someone once said to me that it's all about "comfort zones" Older people become ingrained in their own habits and need familiar things with them. Little things that you or I wouldn't consider significant become important to them because they have less going on in their lives. When you look at it in that perspective it stopped annoying me so much. Now I just dread myself turning in to an eccentric old person.

hi forestfly,have one anyway!!

that is so true iota,mine bring lots of meat as the butchers up north are much better,even the sausages and bacon,i think you`re right about that!!

Hello Whymummy, i will maybe a glass of champagne!

Are the lemons up north much better as well?

And what about the Sugar Puffs?

coming up forestfly you look like you need cheering up,any jokes anybody??

oh iota,i bet they are,they also bring the kids out of date chocolate that they buy half price

I would really like a funny joke just now, my joke is that i could be this stupid!!!!!!

no sugar puffs,they have english breakfast every morning,i call them mr and mrs collesterol

whymummy - out of date chocolate - yum. Do you realise that this will be us in 20/30 years time?

now I definitely need another drink - I should really restrict thinking too hard at this late hour.

i hope im not like them!ok lets get more drinks,i cant think of any jokes though

Hello everyone! I'll have a Lime and Soda please ... hold the vodka whymummy
In-Laws? Bah ... I fart in their faces ... I spit in their general direction ....
Can you see how close to mine I am??

i`ve got one
husband-"darling if you learned to cook and clean we could sack the housekeeper"
wife-"and if you learned to f**k we could sack the gardener"

He he he

ROFL ghosty