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[Mum2Toby]

Here we go folks! This'll be much quicker!

Why did we lose you Carmel??

Oooo this new bar has Flavoured Absolute vodka!

thanks iota,i`ll have another double!

Oooh! You could steal some grapes from the supermarket and wrap them up in free McDonald's napkins. No one would relise they're not proper favours until it's too late to say anything

ARSENAL, ARSENAL, ARSENAL....

sorry, I'll get my coat.

one more double,theyre nearly here,the only good thing is that theyre babysitting for 2 days while dh and i go to amsterdam,dh has told me not to chuck them out till then but were not going till next week so its going to be a lot of deep breathing and i might even visit the yurt for some meditation

have a drink willow,but take the arsenal top off

My in-laws-to-be are normally very sweet, but recently this plead of poverty has been getting right up my nose!
Whymummy - yours sound MUCH worse... muchos sympathy from me.

Soupie - grrrrreat idea! Of course, I won't steal them without tasting them first and maybe letting ds taste them too! >gasp<
And..... wait for it...... I'm not having any Bridesmaids! ...... and...... dp is not arriving in a wedding car. I'll stop now coz all you traditionalists might faint.

Willow.... get that top off.

muchas gracias m2t
how`s dp arriving then?are you making him walk,bicicle,horse?

Come on you reds..

whoops I mean mine's a VERY LARGE V&T please. Had enough of todays

im watching out for a spotty plane,pippings owner is just flying to spain and i wonder if she`ll rescue me!!
look up look down,look all around,up in the air...
god those doubles are taking their toll!!

hi sambo,heres your drink and tell us,whats up?

He's arriving in a wheelbarrow....

I've had enough of bloody life too. Stuff the pregnancy, large Southern Comfort and Coke for me please, with a bag of pork scratchings on the side.

Fed up with being back at work after 4 days off enjoying my dd. Would rather be out shopping with her (like her nanny is) than stuck in here working. Sulk.

LOL m2t you`re soooo cruel

coming up rhubarb!!
it sounds like we`re all in need of a good drink!

I think I'll be up for a wee sesh in here tonight..... this has got me ready for a party. Not too much though, coz I've got a job interview tomorrow.. WAHEY!!

ill be joining you with a real drink if i dont become an alcoholic in those 2 weeks i`ll never be one

Deal Whymummy! I opened a bottle of wine last night and fell asleep before I had finished one glass! So that'll need polishing off before it spoils.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah lets get legless!!

That sounds like a date.

Anyone else for a Tuesday night swally?

I've been standing at the bar behind that really tall one for AGES waving my tenner. Is anyone going to serve me? I REALLY NEED A DRINK!!!!!

I'm gonna start my Arsenal chanting in a minute...

Oh, just hop over the bar and help yourself. The landlady doesn't mind too much.

Grrrrrr I will my not so D H has just really really wound me up so I need one!s

evening ladies - mine's a glass of red (just for a change)
Have just completed day one of the new healthy me

• wnt to the gym this pm so deserve a drink