Mums Arms - no football colours allowed

[Mum2Toby]

Here we go folks! This'll be much quicker!

Why did we lose you Carmel??

Oooo this new bar has Flavoured Absolute vodka!

No but she is getting herself at it that she is, you know what the mind does to you.

Groooooooan.

I feel sick. D'you think a vodka might help?

2mumtoby?? you`re not yourself you want to talk?

I changed my name so no-one will recognise me.

D'ya think it's too obvious??

NAAAAAAH,i didnt know it was you,didnt you like your spanish version?

Spanish?

How about this one?

i translated a few names to spanish in the most irritating cbbs you`re "la mama de toby" and breeze is brisa

Brisa, thats quite good whymummy.

Are you still serving before you go out, DS at my mum and dad's so having some peace and quiet.

Have a good time.

good evening everybody,im just having a real glass of champagne because my little sister has just phoned me to tell me shes 3 months pregnant with her first baby AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH i am soooooooooooo happy i`m going to be an auntie again,best news ever!!!

Congratulations to your baby sis whymummy!!!! Chink chink!! Have you told her to join mumsnet yet?

oh ghosty you`re right!!! i forgot to tell her i will,i will clink,clink cheers!!!

i need a really large drink,the in-laws are coming for 2 weeks EEEEEEEEK!!

bad news whymummy, I've just survived a weekend of mine

oh iota,are you ok?i need some tips on how to keep my cool,you might see my name all over the papers"whymummy strangles in_laws"

I'm fine thanks - taking the day off (from the rest of life) kids are in nursey and I'm off to the gym in a few minutes

whymummy, what do yours do to wind you up?

Good Afternoon Folks - Can I have a large one? And don't get me started on In-laws!!!

Mine have started adding their tuppence worth into our wedding arrangements.....
...you know the usual "You've GOT to have this..."
"Oh NO, You've should be doing it like that"

WHY?? Will I be any more married if I have f*cking favours to dish out????]
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

hello m2t - poor you - we did a flit and got married in the Caribbean

.... But they always manage to add in at the end of the sentences.... "I wish we could help pay for something, but you know how hard up we are just now"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

They go out to the pub 4 nights a week! They live a wee distance from us and "couldn't afford" to come up for ds's first birthday. Now they are saying they won't be able to afford to come up for his 2nd birthday! It cost £40 on the bus (they prefer the bus) and we pay for EVERYTHING while they are here. If they just stayed in for 2 nights they'd have saved enough to come up!

HOW SELFISH???

But they expect us to travel down on the train with a toddler 4 times a year!

DRINK PLEEEEEASE!!!

they just critisise everything i do,if is not one is the other,the children tend to play up when theyre here so they think theyre spoilt,also MIL extremely sarcastic,they both whisper when im around and its so obvious theyre talking about me,theyre really ignorant and have an opinion on everything,FIL takes over the remote control and nobody can watch a thing,also they expect everything to be like in their own house and won`t adjust to our way of doing things,oh god i could go on and on,i feel better though

whymummy one of the things that made me smile this weekend was the battle for the TV remote beteewn FIL, DH and DS1 - I guess that it's all in the genes!!

Well, obviously you're not properly married if you don't have favours, I can't believe you're considering not having them! I trust you're hiring a chimney sweep to come and rub his lucky, sooty hands on your dress? Oh, and button holes. don't forget that EVERY guest must have a button hole.

What IS the world coming to??

lol iota,last time they were here we had to watch tennis all b**y day!
m2t how awful yours sound as well,just to give you an idea of mine shes anne robinson and hes victor meldrew

much sympathy whymummy - make yours a double.

see you later girls, I'm off to the gym