THings I have always wanted to have a go at

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Where's Jimmy Savile when we need him?

I want to change that"popular searches include.." bit on the BBCi webpage to include MUmsnet. How many of us need to search for it to get it to register?

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Being thin

have a go - go on

Actually I was once 6.5 stone, I have just not been thin for a while due to being on flipping steroids. Anyone got any magical ways to lose weight on steriods?

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swim with dolphins
see Machu Picchu
and put on one of those velcro suits and then throw myself against a furry wall - you see them at funfairs and they look soooo fun.

whymummy - love your cake fight idea and yes to astronaut thing (my wedding song was Fly Me To the Moon), but drilling teeth???! eeeow, weird lady . lilibet and soupdragon, glad you like Monsoon, my dh works there and I get a whopping discount. Hooray!

And get invited to a masked ball.

may chop off arse and gut instead.

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I would like to sail round the world

Walk on an iceberg

Feel at bears bottom - not a pervie way honset, but they just look so fluffy and perfect

Go for a gallop through a muddy paths

Twinkie I too have always wanted to be a man for those same reasons!

I'd like to get a big pot of candy pink paint and throw it over a white wall.
I'd like to roll naked on a floor covered with half-set jelly.
I'd like to smash some windows with bricks.

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cAZZYBABS _ I WaNT TO HUG A (SEDATED) POLAR BEAR - ARE THEY REALLY FURRY OR SCRATCHY DO YOU THINK?

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Rally driving (with a proper navigator so I could really go for it) and being weightless - in one of those special chambers where you float about.

I'd like to fly my own hot air balloon.

Twinkie - I've heard about women who can pee standing up (like a man) and use urinals. I remember seeing a website all about it. Perhaps you could teach yourself if you're really keen on the idea.

Menage a trois

Not what it's cracked up to be CT.

Ditto Angiel.

Twinkie dd1 can pee standing up like a man! She is quite supple , lol.

If you want to pee standing up, check this out.

OH MAGOD Angiel!!!
Won't ask how you found that!