THings I have always wanted to have a go at

[edgarcat]

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Zsa Zsa??

Isn't she some old bird that marry's really young guys all the time?

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Nope 'fraid not. I haven't had access to a PC since Friday morning. Why? Did she get abuse from people or start a number of unintelligent chatty threads?

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Whoa folks! ZsaZsa is most DEFINITELY NOT M2T!

Just to clarify.

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I read some of it - especially the part where he/she/it is accused of being another Mumsnet troll perv!!

I bet I'm better looking than her/it..... the cheek!

Anyhow - Good Ironing Woman. Where is she now? Was it only on Friday she posted?? I dunno who it could be. I will have a proper look over lunch.

I've always wanted to have a go on one of those electric car thingies you see going around Gatwick and Heathrow airport. I would take it to Tescos, and happily bulldoze all those unfriendly surly staff Come to think of it I'd also like it to mow down the commuters in London - esp those who don't give up their seats for pg women, and have large golfing umbrellas that stick out at dangerous angles.

On a less violent angle - I'd love to go scuba diving but can't as I have asthma

Metrobaby I'd also love to scuba dive but can't... I began a course and went through all the study, then before I actually did my first dive, I went for a medical - and got knocked back because of a slight heart murmur. Doctor told me I could dive 10 metres but no more - too risky. SO... I would LOVE to do it but guess I will have to settle for snorkelling.

Would also love to have a go at painting... perhaps there's a hidden talent in there somewhere

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This warrants a new thread I think. I'd start it but I think I'd be accused to trioublemaking. .... Edgarcat - could you do it... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

OF troublemaking! Ooops..... now I sound like ZsaZsa.

Edgarcat
I too iz a good ironin' woman
Us 2 iz a lot the same 'an M2T is a bit worse lookin than me but not 2 much; 'er iz still mitee fine 'an jus a bit jellous wot you can see around the mouth zone

ZsaZsa

EH?
All right...... own up..... who are you??? You must GORGEOUS if you're better looking than me. And I'm a sh*t iron woman.

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Edgarcat!! IS THAT YOU?

Zsa Zsa - ALI G in disguise ?

I'd love to have a go at....

1. Having a wee without having curious eyes gawking at me.....

2. Brewing my own 'death juice' and getting it on the pumps at the mums arms....

3. Driving a ride on lawnmower

EJsMum - number 3 iz very jigglin' on ze arms an iz not nice

SB34 - come over to our house. We have the perfect project for you. No money but loads of help and we need to redecorate our flat.

I would love to free dive but doubt I ever will as I am unfit, overweight and too worried about sharks. Free diving is like the English woman (world champion) who goes down the deepest and holds her breath the longest. How I don't know.

I've just started a pottery course and was there last night working on the wheel. It is fantastic and I recommend everyone trying it. It takes you away from everything.

Sounds great meanmum. I've always had a bit of an obsession with it. I love the feeling of wet clay..... mmmmmmmmm.

What's brilliant about it is, if you don't like what you have made (boy do I relate to that) then you throw it out and start again. Nothing better than completely destroying your failures with no one else to see them at a later date. Mind you the few I have made so far are probably failures but beautiful in my eyes.

You could make me a clay wedding cake!