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[Mud]

d'ya know I can't do it

I've tried to type with the same kind of mistakes that cod always makes, just to fall y'all, and i just can't do it

it is virtually impostible to actually make mistakes on purpose

how does the fishy one do it (I did jsut type "fisty one" but even in the spirit of cod couldn't let that one stand )

It's like Les Dawson's piano playing. You have to be really good to be that bad.

Use your toes. She flaps her fishy tail in the general direction of the keyboard, I think.

dotn be datf it is easyify ou pu tyourmin dtoit [griin]

She thinks quicker than she types

Wathc out you wil lhave aall the cod bahsers on moaning soon

ok nw i'm typing with my eyues shut and doing it as quickly as i possibly can

i will opne my eyes now

see that's still pretty good - grammar and everything

If you bash cod, doesn't it just go more tender and you can wrap lemons and chives in it and bake it or something? Or did I miss the point?

cod bashing sounds like a fun sport - something the whole family can play

Sort of like monkey spanking?

I feel conned now - impersonating The Cod. There must be laws about such things??

ewwww, froggy. Just 'cos it's your birthday, no excuse for lowering the tone (quite so much).

Pardon snafu i have no idea what you are on about

Did you have a nice lunch?

Lovely thanks, pasta in a smokey cafe in soho (was just with my dad, not with lockets and dd's)

Then met my girls and went shopping