waynetta's

[Tortington]

following on fromt he state versus private ed. thread,

what is a waynetta? and how is she defined?

i know the harry enfield version.

but some of you mentioned you knew them at your private schools.

so whats the definition of a waynetta?

well, obviously someone who's not like me

but what I want to know is, if you're a snob if you're at private school and if there are waynetta's at private school, can waynetta's be snobs?

deliberate misuse of apostrophe's for you ks

I was at the park on Saturday with a friend. We saw a woman about 8 months pregnant, fag in one hand, a can of Carling Black Label in the other and surrounded by loads of kids. Simultaneously we said to each other "look, its Waynetta".

I look like a waynetta today. Except I don't smoke and carling is vile, give me a can of stella any day (or a nice bottle of wine)

we used to call them "sengas", (the bloke version being a "ned" usually with pineapple style ponytail, shell suit (white), seen riding in boy racer cars.
Worryingly, where I live there is no word for them, because they are all "them". erk.

that was meant to be a bracket not a smiley - soz.

I used to be treated like I was a Waynetta in Oxford because of my Northern accent. Funny how you suddenly become invisible to certain people! It didn't help that I was drinking pints too - how unladylike!

What is opposite of Waynetta? Is it someone who drinks Pimms, has manicured nails, coiffured hair, trowel full of make-up on her face, fag-holder and the Queen's accent? Hope I'm not describing anyone here!

Sounds like Tara P-T to me!

Opposites - Sloane Rangers perhaps ??

Opposite of Waynetta ?? Henrietta I expect !!! As in Hooray Henrietta !!

Ducks down and runs - having just read acrimonious other thread in horror !!!

Just had a Waynetta moment

Baby threw up on the dog and the dog ate it.

Oh I love motherhood....

PS took off lovely new linen trousers before taking dd out of high chair.

It won't go into a link but could this be a candidate?

{http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003201345,00.html

Damn I knew someone would see that photo, I told them to block out my face

I'll have to start going to the Safeway next door sob

Oh Meid ........you saw me

Well there's one with a big fat belly and a t-shirt that's always too short and probably got her BB pierced but I've never looked but presume that's why the fat white, belly shows.

There's one celeb. ex wife and she always looks so perfect but she's definitely Waynetta in disguise.

SamboM - am dead jealous that you have a ridgeback - even if it is a puke-eater.

And before anyone starts - I'm talking about SamboM's dog, not making a nasty comment about her physique.

She is a fantastic dog I must say. We are in Richmond Park most days, maybe see you up there (you won't see her tied up outside Waitrose as I'm too scared she'll be dognapped)

SamboM - I take it the dog ate the baby sick and not the baby

SamboM - I take it the dog ate the baby sick and not the baby

Bobsmum, curious to know where you live?

Currently live in grotty new town in Hertfordshire (don't want to be too specific - might offend someone - but you can narrow it down!). Used to live in west end of Glasgow. Went to a posh primary school in Bearsden where the "skimos" (and waynettas) would invade the playground and threaten the teachers with bricks - great awakening from pampered childhood!!