So Johnny Depp reckons I need to lose a few pounds and get the dry skin on my feet sorted out...

[PuppyMonkey]

Cheeky git.

Oh it, was just a dream I had last night, btw..

Did you punish him and tell him he was a very bad boy?

Oh fucking rude of him,

did you smack his bottom?

That's ok, Jonathan Rhys Meyers told me I was perfect after people I know mocked my ungroomed eyebrows last night (sadly also a dream)

he is right about teh dry skin. but he is married to a elf so would ignore the weight comments.

Goat, she was there last night as well, the bitch. Flitting about the place like she owned it. I kept trying to get him on his own so I could seduce him, but he was having none of it.

lol