MN Little Italy 13

[Rosa]

E primavera ...Buona Pasqua Tutti .......

Tehy own gucci, bottega veneta, stella mc cartney and many others.

Damon, how about home educating?

I am sure they will give her a place soon, che palle pero.

Dp and I are still recovering from our trip to Damon's countryside. We briefly considered joining you, but no, I am too much an inner city girl, could not cope. It is odd because in actual terms you are a train journey away from the centre, but psychologically my head could not cope. Why oh why. Loved the house though, all those huge rooms and great flooring. And the garden!

Brange, my commie mac refuses to open the daily mail website

Yes, have you considered home educating?

Really, they own so much? And you don't mean that they have a dress by SMacartney, one by Guccy,one by Bottega Veneta..you mean the actual design houses???
That man has become incredibly attractive all of a sudden.....

Pippi, we now want pics of the renovated house, I think I only saw it in its original state.

Pity you are not breastfeedig dd1, it would have been so wonderful both breast feeding and home educating at the same time!

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I feel very proud to have seen the Damon's villa.

Thank you for the cheery chat girls, was feeling soooo low becasue of the rain..

And Rosa let us know some gossip please.

My commie mac is a traitor and opens DM with great ease..... Are you sure your DH hasn't put parentla controls on yours?

Yes, Mr Salma owns everything worth having. All those lovely clothes, all that champagne. Wouldn't you want to marry him? In you divorce sttlement you could forget about asking for money, a Gucci dress a week would suffice, no?

Infact tandem breastfeeding dd1 and dd2 whilst home educating. lol

But how would you point to the blackboard?

Do HE-ers have blackboards nowadays? Or am I thinking of Jane Eyre (not that she was an HE-er, but you know what I mean).

I would put the blackboard on teh floor and my saggy boobs would point to it...lol

Damon write to Mr Hayek and ask for funding, he won't even notice a few grands leaving his account once a month.

Yes, you could, and get Gucci to make the uniforms.

Crikey no wonder they opened the Cipriani earlier than normal ...I guess he bought it.
Ok no girello I have just read some very scary facts about them . DH remote helicopter only cost Eu17 I found the scontrino ....SO for now she is on my lap trying to catch my fingers and whinging as she is still tired .
I can send you some lentils so you can make necklaces with them in your home schooling .

hi all, just had a giggle reading your posts, so depressing this weather, dd's still not herself, well, she is atm, but she missed lunch but now she's had bf and a couple of bics... but she keeps on doing this thing where she coughs like a 100 year old woman who's been on 100 fags a day.... poor thing... and now she has the pooing look... she's such a happy little thing, so seeing her cry in pain is sooo upsetting...

really nosey now and want to see renovate pippihouse too

off to check the brangelina saga...

pippi, you know you can defer starting school til next year if you don't really like the school offered, so you coul really teach her basic reading and writing like at reception so that she would have same starting ed as the others (if you have the patience/time, I certainly wouldn't have been able)

Off to get dd from scuola mat. I had considered waiting 6 months with ds (when we were in the UK), but it'd have meant missing the Reception yr, which is a shame, as it;s lovely!

LOL! I go away for a minute to get rid of put to bed dd2 and come back ROFL!! .

I'd rather work evenings as a waitress in pizza hut and pay private school fees for the rest of my life than home educate (although I must admit I did consider it for a split secind last weekend ). although I think I'd make a good rottenmeier I think I'd kill the kids and after two days they'll be parked in front of milkshake educational tv all day.

Thanks McC. Yes it is a bit bucolic which the pippi/flo robinson in me likes, however the rest of me think it's a bit twee and relishes when go 'into - dangerous and dirty town' (please shoot me if you ever hear me saying this seriously or in RL!)
And if I'm honest if I'd know I had to send them to private school I'd remained an inner london girl rather than a stepfordy.

oh dd1 wants to go to bed --- miracle. yuppieeeee! [evil mum emoticon]

McC thought I emailed you but no. boh. will call.

FREEEEDOOOOOM!!!!

It says on the DM that Brangelina are having another baby. Surely the DM would know if something was afoot?

Blimey Rosa at only 17 euros for the helicopter - DP spent about 120 euros a couple of years ago then crashed it spectacularly, it was impossible to control both the main rotor and the tail. Personally, I think he got a too complicated model and got out of his depth, but he won't admit it. He still tries to blame me for the crash. Hmmmm

McC, if you had to point at the board using your saggy boobs then:
a) you wouldn't be tandem feeding (unless, like Anne Boleyn, you have three nipples) and
b) said blackboard would surely be on the floor? no?

Camomilla seriously now: I did think for a min that maybe she could stay home the first year as it's reception but all her friends will start school and have uniform etc and she'll be the only one at home (all the time!!). It'll complicate things so much in her head and she'll become more attached and I won;t have the quality time with dd2 whish she deserves and I'll go nuts basically. So again I'd rather pay for one year reception.

Btw, 'tis not a villa. But yes we love it. BTW we loved your dp and had a great day. (You know I love ds so I won't mention it again ). How's dd? better. been to gp yet .

All of you can come and snoop around on dd1's birthday. You are all invited as usual. Will email you. Not soon anyway. Camomilla email me again I might have deleted emails.

been to gym today and will buy a yoga dvd as I tried to do some stretching and touch my toes this morning and I'm as stiff as an old lady. I'm only 34 fgs!!! So I'm on a new mission!

is it very bad to gloat at the Brangelna split???? i hate them, but hate them! first, he dumps his wife for her- who, incidentally, changes overnight from vamp wearing a vial of her hubby's blood round her neck (that was the ubersexy Billy Bob) to saintly Mother Coraggio... then they parade all those kids around, all those vomit inducing pictures of them with a million multicolour kids hanging from their necks (pictures carefully cropped so you don't see the army of nannies and minders following them around...)

anyway. sorry. i feel slightly better. will raise a glass to Jennifer Aniston tonight

I won't have a word said against Salma i think she's really cool and good on her for bagging a billionaire- they all get ugly and old eventually...

LOL at the thought of tandemfeeding while HE, i suppose you could learn to knit your placenta with your feet while you're at it.

am very of Palazzo Pippi now... i do hope you get a place Pippi, what a pita.

have a massive headache again. i feel like throwing up. second time in a week. dh thinks i should go for test. too scared.

i meant i hope you get a school place. clearly you already have a place to live. told ya my head hurts.