I'm a boy really. I hate clothes, and shoes, and make up. (my Mum made me start wearing it, and made me buy a handbag when dd was born as it was time I Grew Up and Became A Woman now that I was with child.....)
Almost all my clothes are Per Una (we have a factory shop near my Mum's) and I have one pair of shoes! (when they break, I buy a new pair...)
I also have no waist but small hips (told you I was meant to be a boy) and am nearly 6ft tall so any length skirt is wrong.....