Oh, I thought it was a sporting event. I do remember a chain-smoking prof of French being sacked because he hadn't produced a paper in many many years. I am very rpoud of my alma mater now, although I will insist it was much better before the W part got added.
Franca, we had that. One stupid cow I rang up wouldn't even make an appointment with me but did with DP when he rang up. Was it because I'm a forriner or because I'm female? We never did find out, but she kept answering to DP the questions I asked.