Jude Law

[seahorse]

Calling all Heat/NOW/OK readers - or anyone in the know, what is happening with my gorgeous Jude Law - are they really splitting up and is the affair with Nicole really true - please please let me know the inside story.

Well seahorse, there were some photos in one of those mags of Jude and Nicole at a party and they did look quite cosy. The photos weren't incriminating but all the mags wheeled out body language experts to tell us that the photos showed they were 'close friends' or some such euphemism. So who knows? I have to say, one of them showed Nicole with her hands in her back pockets pushing her chest towards Jude and I wouldn't have been too happy if he were my husband. So no inside story from me but I can tell you that there hasn't been any gossip in any of these mags that's really definite on the subject. My terrible cold means I've been lying on the sofa reading trash mags and eating chocolate for a couple of days!

WWW Always a bonus to getting a cold then

The truth in the story is that it is all lies, Jude Law is now residing with me, he is using Nicole as an Aliby, it seems to be working, would appreciate it if you did not breathe a word to anybody other than those members of Mumsnet - who knows a wedding invitation may be the reward - got to go, Judes just cooked me breakfast

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I am sooo jealous - I'll have to go back to Brad then