OMG we have the same doll! I hate it too, I'm already having nightmares about it wielding weapons and creeping out at night but DP liked it and there wasn't a lot of choice on the poo front.
Re Christmas cake, that's what I thought about the non availability of mixed dried fruit. I do need some cherries though, I love my cherries. I hadn't thought about all tha soaking in alcohol. Damn, I only have vodka (bottles of the stuff left over from my party days). I'm not going to bother icing it, I actually prefer it without. Mince pies - yuk! The only English Christmas foods I like are the cake and brussels sprouts, plus maybe the odd mini pudding.
Yes, DP had a phase of "important" things "croppiing up" just when I'd arranged something else. Usually it was something to do with his DS/arrangements he'd made with his ex without telling me because he thought I wouldn't be doing anything anyway. Luckily he seems to have stopped.
Glad DH is home Pippi. How long is he convalescing for? Make the most of him being all helpful and nice, it might not last long. Actually, use this period to extort promises ut of him for things you want (I am a cynical cow aren't I).
What's a Henry?