so has anyone used anal beads or plugs?

[nappyaddict]

what is it like? i'm not even sure how they work

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I don't even know what they are,something one shoves up ones arse i presume

Lula, you a too well informed on these matters

People enjoy these things. Depends what you're into.

Quite well by the sounds of things

Do they not come out covered in...well...shit?

Where would you put them then? In a convenient bucket of hot soapy water placed there for the purpose? Or perhaps on a pillow?

Store them in your 'butt fun' drawer

Can't believe i'm having a conversation about bum toys !

i dont get shoving things up yer arse.

its one of those things in life i guess.

Nobody will ever come near my arse with those.

My botty is a one way system.

yes I wondered if they would emerge with some rather unsavoury anal detritus upon them. Perhaps that is part of the 'fun'.

you people are scaring me

try having a vet and family of 5 staring up your poo hole

LOL at sheik!
HAve to agree wit hyou

No - but our mate who is gay had a glass (or probably acrylic?) one with a fake fox tail attached

That's no farking good to me iklb.
I'd end up in a fraek show.
TwoTailFabio.

ah, a bum sex discussion on a rainy thursday lunchtime, just the ticket for cheering us all up

Why doesn't mumsnet have a bum sex topic?

I have heard of people being admitted to A and E with broken lightbulbs stuck up their bum

Fabio doesn't like anyone near his bottom

Aaaah Donnie, such honeyed words, compared to my calling a spade a spade approach

I think anal takes a bit of getting used to but then it is surprisingly pleasurable.

Like I say, that is what I imagine to be the case.

objectivity - what you imagine my arse!

I don't want to imagine anyone's arse.

Indeed, and I also imagine that you can purchase a thing called an anal douche in order to avoid poo on said butt plug or beads.