so has anyone used anal beads or plugs?

[nappyaddict]

what is it like? i'm not even sure how they work

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OMG I can't take this any more! My de Beers ain't going anywhere....

lula - me thinks you might have done more than hear about all this

here are the ones I mean

ew horrible thread, so need help if you want to stick anything up yer bum

Oh no no no no no no.......a steel and crystal butt plug. What a link.

I imagine it would feel a bit like doing lots of little rabbit droppings, perhaps?

Lots of elderly people suffer this kind of constipation I believe, so they probably don't want to re-visit it in their sex life. Perhaps I should just tell them it's a pendant.

I saw these in Amsterdam sex shops. Always wondered what on earth they were for.

Also saw anal plugs in the same places. You would not believe the sizes of some of them

"Bumsex counsellor"???

What kind of qualifications do you need for that job?

Ikwym Pelly

I'm reading Frank Skinner's book atm. He is a 'fan' it seems. He says something along the lines of 'eschewing the pleasures of the main auditorium and seeking out the rewarding charms of the adjoining studio theatre. An exclusive and smaller venue...'

I'll take his word on it.

How big were they then Cote?

why would one need a bumsex counsellor!!

Is that what 'gapers' use then Cote?

But what I just don't understand is this....

Isn't there just lots of random poo floating about in these bum sex situations? Where does it go? Does it escape out somewhere else?

Are you on commission Lu?

er, it was a joke I think, nappyaddict. That's what I'm hoping anyway!

lulu, did you sort your sitter problem (gosh, that sounds Freudian) for Saturday? Shall I have lots of bumsex questions prepared for you, or are they best saved for after dinner?

They were too big to be inserted even in the mouth, I would think. Would possibly fit in vagina, since a baby's head comes out of it, but at something that huge inserted into the anus.

What are "gapers"?

[schok] @ this thread!

You learn something new every day!