so has anyone used anal beads or plugs?

[nappyaddict]

what is it like? i'm not even sure how they work

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Objectively or otherwise.

so, once inserted they're pulled out again?
is that it? was expecting something more. i imagine i would be left feeling shortchanged.

Ewwww

Can anyone else smell shit ?????

What else would you like DA?

A roam around the lower intestine perhaps??

Is this some sort of coded message for a possible Christmas gift???

"Happy Christmas darling....look what I've got you!"

i don't know. seem a bit let down by the idea of just poking in waiting a bit then pullin out. would take more than that to get me going i think. maybe some jiggling about or rotatating?

also isn't it amusing, the strange assortment of folk you find discussing bumsex?

how do these beads compare with a full on colonic irrigation procedure then?

Do you get disposable gloves with them? I'm sure the repeated insertion/removal would be a little of putting to say the least. Or do you have to have a thng for poo as well?

Wouldn't there be a odour issue here though?

would all that pulling in and out of beads just make you need to perform instant major bowel evacuation though?

My god - thought invasion - dh has terrible flatulance. I wouldn't go there for money, never mind for free.

"Anal beads are inserted during foreplay and then slowly pulled out again, either straight away or during penetration. Allegedly they feel pretty good." - Like having a really good shit then?

I've not had a really good shit in ages actually.

on a slightly different tack, what kind of beads does one use ? wooden? plastic? tiffany diamonds?

pearls? marquasite? the list is endless....

Seems to me that Lula "knows" rather a lot of detailed information here!

diamond ones would be a bit sharp.

can also imagine beads getting mixed up with the haemorrhoids and that could be a little painful if you yanked the wrong bit.

We've got some for sale in the lingerie shop I'm working in now- by mistake from a supplier I think. Very coco de mer sort of stuff. Older ladies keep picking them up and asking how they are worn, and I'm not sure what to tell them....

rofl at "anal douche"

Love the way that terms get ponced up.

What ever happened to enemas?

Can't understand the attraction of beads. Wouldn't you be reminded of that bit in the magic act where the magician pulls out a never ending string of hankies from his sleeve.

You'd just have to shout ta-da!!!

We've got a nice string of beads we put on the Christmas tree....

I've learn more about bum sex in my few months on MN than in the rest of my 30 something years.

Just don't tell DH.