have you ever bougnt a leather sofa form the back of a white van?

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I was once approached by a guy in a white van, who asked if I wanted to buy a suite, I said 'NO'! My DS then started to sulk, I asked him what was wrong, and he said 'mummy why didn't you buy a sweet from that man?'

What colour would the van have to be before you would consider it?

no but I bought a tumble dryer from the side of a white van! at 9.30 at night! lol.

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I was offered speakers from a van once (don't know what colour it was). I turned them down on the basis that they were probably crap

dp informs me that "do you want a 3 seater sofa" is really a euphemism for a 3-in-a-van sex romp. Probably on the sofa.

I was offered a sofa, and I said No thanks just bought one, but there is my neighbour he doesn't earn very much, I will ask him.

X come and have a look at this sofa, and as X is waking across to the van, I said they are really broke, they only have one coppers wage going into their house,

He took off like a bat out of hell, and X and I were holding each other up we were laughing so much

X is not a policeman.

LGJ- EXCELLENT ROFL

The moral has got to be "Don't accept suites from strangers!"

Sorry.

here it is

oh god htis was so funny

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well it may have been but as all your posts are deleted it is hard to get the gist of it

i know
i noticed that after i bumped it.

Shall we have a competition? See who can bump the oldest thread?

There was one recently, a desperately old thread, c. 2004 iirc.