gscrym mentioned way back on page 2 about a spider poem
I think this might be the one
Ode Tae a Spider
by Sheena Blackhall
Hairy feet, hairy feet,
Foo hae ye hidden,
Richt ba ma plug-hole,
Ye clarty wee midden,
Hairy feet, hairy feet,
Out the cat flat!
Or I'll dunt ye,
and dunk ye,
and turn on the tap.