Was watching Wimbledon tonight with dd (age 2.0) while we ate (sue me, I'm a bad mummy) and these were her comments on about 10 minutes of the early part of the Murray-Gasquet match:
"What's he doing?"
"He's winning"
"He doesn't feel very well"
"He needs a drink"
"He's wiping"
"He's got shorts"
"He pick it up"
"He gave it to the little man"
"I want some more strawberries puhleeese" (not strictly tennis commentary, but relevant to wimbledon, I feel)
and then, the very philosophical:
"That's tennis..."
Maybe this was only funny cos I'm her mummy and you had to be there to hear her tone of voice but I felt she gave John McEnroe a run for his money...
Anyone else's LO been commentating on the footie or tennis?