What's left to come.....

[Mummy2Freya]

ok so i just took dd (13 weeks) to drs for a checkup. We were sitting in a jampacked waiting room when she turned bright purple and proceeded to NOISILY fill her nappy slowly and laboriously

So once I had her cleaned up and checked over it had me wondering what other public embarrassments I have to look forward to........ all stories gratefully recieved

oh thats nothing - there's loads to come - too many to mention - my 2yr olds fav at the moment is to sit in trolley at tescos pull down my top, point, and say 'look mummy boobies' very loudly so everyone turns....

the same repeated but with added volume, so as you watch a gentle sea of brownish yellow sludge seeps through and up and down, dripping on the floor and even coating the back of her head. And then when you've just finished changing her she'll vomit. She will only get herself if you don't have a spare outfit for her, she will get you almost certainly but she'll also hit the pile of magazines and probably a grumpy old man or surly teenager. You win points if any of her bodily fluids stain the knitting being done by the Grannie sitting in the chair opposite.

Lol at thought of vomit stained knitting

my ds threw up all down my front just as our food arrived in a busy restaurant. I tried in vain to contain it with my hands....lol. Funnily enough we didnt stay for lunch but they nicely packed it up for us and we took it home to eat there. I had to take my top of in the car park and put my coat on for the journey home (by car thankfully). DH had to put the windows down as dd was complaining about the 'honky' smell.

I have also had to deal with the most enormous plaster of poo that caused ds to have to be rinsed under the tap in a restaurant and then had to put dd's spare trousers on him as I had forgot to bring any spares for him (she is 4 and he is 1 so he looked really great!!)