Some sod has dumped their sofa on the corner of my road right opp my house

[Thomcat]

Yesterday it was on the main road and this morning it's been pushed right round and now it's on mine. Opposite my house which I'm trying to sell. Hardly attractive to viewers is it

Am going to push it back round onto main road and ring council but will they actually do anything about it?

yes. They'll come and collect it.

Don't touch it, if you get caught moving it, you will be fined for fly tipping.

Oh, of course you will! Hadn't thought of that. Nat is right, don't lay a finger on it just in case. Phone them to report it.

Ohhhh ok. Won't touch it. Ringing council now. Thank you.