Little things that annoy you

[LilyAnn13]

When people say "at the back of my head" instead of "at the back of my mind"
Your thoughts aren't actually inside your head are they?! 🤷‍♀️

Aren't they?

Is a headache a mindache?

Now you've got me thinking OP.

I asked a colleague today if I had salt on the back on my head, should I have phrased it “Do I have salt on the back on my mind”?

How did you get salt on the back of your head?

People who send texts saying let’s meet on the xx datewithout putting the day down too!! At least if the day is down as well as the date it’s a double check re date. Just booked airline tickets and when checking that was the same, just a date no day!!

It fell off the ceiling.

Holy shit where are they then?
Mind - sorry head - blown!!

What was it doing on the ceiling?

Falling

Is giving head the same as being mindful?

😂

How did it get on the ceiling in the first place?

No, it's giving mind. Keep up!

The way my bag always needs verified at the Tesco self serve tills, even though I bought the bloody bag in Tesco.

When ALL the bananas are green.

@Notmyreality is right, it didn’t stick.

Amother colleague put it there.

Your thoughts are in your brain so they're in your head, I reckon.

I threw cheese on my colleagues head a while ago- accidentally, I didn't expect her to be in front of the bin.

I think the same about letters from the NHS giving the time and date of an appointment. It would be better if they gave the day as well.