funny things children say

[misdee]

dd3 came out with some crackers on holiday.

'mummy you have a big tum tum, cor look'

[cue laughter from other chnaging rooms at the pool

'mummy are you making milk in your boobies yet, cani have some?' (she hasnt been breastfed for over a year but i am pregnant again with dc#4)
[another day the pool]

on the loo on the way back at morrisons

'dd3 can you shut the door please'
'yes because other people will see my bum bum'
older lady comes out of the cubicle at the other end laughing as dd3 also then started singing about going to the loo.

When my little boy had chicken pox - he turned around and said to me " but Mummy Im not a chicken "
He is 3 in July

dd2 ojnce told me i had 'black chickenpox' on my face.

i have a mole

DS1 exclaimed LOUDLY to his dad in the swimming pool changing room: "Daddy, you've got two tinkles!"