You're capable of dithering for a full five minutes between the Organic and the Fair Traded bananas
You vividly remember the first time you took a deep, transgressive breath and bought South African produce
You used to think sex shops were the most oppressive places out, and now you think they're a necessary element of self expression
If and when you find out you're not on any secret lists (insert files, phone-taps, etc, as appropriate) you'll be terribly miffed
Your children's stockings have fair-traded chocolate coins in them
And, for our more mature members...
A secret part of you feels nostalgia for the 80s, because You Knew Where You Were with Thatcher
If someone shouts 'Maggie Maggie Maggie' at you, you'll respond automatically.
I could go on