how much easier is it being single

[instantick]

literally, someone helped me with note taking the other day about how to forget someone and it literally has worked wonders i'm just taking in the benefits of not having to rush around for anyone or think ive got to look a certain way, i can eat what i like watch what i like and just have a new found sense of freedom a whole weight has been lifted and i can finally move forwards

You also get the bed to yourself, not have to put up with 80 decibel snoring, farting, coughing etc, poo stains in the toilet, wee on the toilet seat, the toilet seat also stays down, you don’t need to wait half an hour to go in the bathroom after a man has had a dump, you don’t have to cook for a picky man who complains about every single damn meal but is too bone idle to cook for themselves, you also don’t have to iron their stupid ‘easy iron’ work shirts, or make their lunch for work. Go celebrate and enjoy my friend

hit the nail on the head <3 the dump part hahahaha i will not be a slave to any manchilds

The freedom is the best part!

What I loved about being single (now married to a wonderful DH). These relate to a previous relationship.

Being able to enjoy a night out instead of staying sober to deal with the inevitable drunk and embarrassing behaviour.

Being able to eat meals that don't HAVE to have meat everyday.

Not being bought a cake or treat for no reason then being 'fat shamed' for eating cake. I will buy and eat my own cake and continue being my size 10 self.

Single is bliss. I rarely drink. Most single men have a drink problem it seems. They also often eat far too much meat. Older men prefer younger women so they can mould them to their own design. Men are often quite immature. Not empathic enough. Disorganised and selfish creatures. They are fine as a paid gardener or handyman etc or platonic friends but to take on on a regular basis absolutely no way Jose!!