Help me MNers! I've fallen deeply in love.

[OrmIrian]

It's been going on for a few weeks now and I kept ignoring it and pretending it wasn't happening. But on Sunday it got so bad I have to tell someone before I burst!

I've seen the house of my dreams. I run past it every week and it's perfect And I know I can never ever afford it. And the unworthy current owners haven't even got it on the market. They clearly don't deserve it - they've painted it pink! PINK! I ask you...

What can I do?

well the least you could do is get us a picture!!

I can paint you a mental picture. On top of a hill with long views. Edwardian type of thing - v big, I would guess about 6 bedrooms? Original conservatory all down one side. It has a huge lawn to the side perfect for cricket/football etc. And plenty of mature trees. It's just crying out to me...

Sounds lovely and pricey

Ooh very pricey! Definitely a high-maintenance sort of place. I think it will remain an unrequited passion.

Mind you the long conservatory, the hill top location, the big trees and todays gales might be a little worrying