whilst doing ds homework with him i found this

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www.allworldknowledge.com/newton/

can't do links.

he had to write 5 sentences on Newton - this website made him nearly wet himself laughing

must say i was a bit shocked - but he enjoyed the homework!

\link{http://www.allworldknowledge.com/newton/ \here}

and did he kick his sister?

lol that's excellent

Here it is here

lol no but he asked if he could!

would have been in the interests of research!

i dont think she would have seen it that way!

Hate to get all 'physicisty' about an otherwise funny site, but it got the 2nd and 3rd laws wrong.
Blimey, I'm sad!

oh dear not good mark for his homework then

Never mind, babe.

The first law of scum is:

All else being equal, choose fun over accuracy.

Applies to everything but most especially to learnin of any kind. If he thinks it can be fun he'll gain confidence and a positive attitude instead of thinking that learning is shite and not for him.

(Must admit this law can have (miniscule) drawbacks- I think, together with an undeniable cackhandedness on my part, it explains why I still can't drive!)

scum!