I need you!

[NAB3wishesfor2008]

Is there a job where someone comes to your house and tells you how to use your house better, where to put furniture for better use, etc?

interior designer?

feng shui person?

life coach?

Declutterer? (My dream job, btw)

Maidamess - you are hired!! You even have thr right name!

Not fussed about feng shui or a life coach.

God I would love to be a proffessional declutterer. I actually physically twitch if I go to someones house and there's too much stuff. I'm a bit like Monica from friends.

life laundry?

Maidamess- - pls excuse me asking - how did you choose your MN name? Is it because of your cleaning thing - i.e. Maid or are you in Maida Vale
(NB you don't have to answer)

It isn't so much that we need to get rid of anything, but that we need to use the space we do have better.

Champagne, I just like those names that sound like something else, e.g Rudolph Hucker.
Its because I listen To Terry Wogan, and its full of them

Nab3 I am forever moving furniture around, reusing shelves for other rooms etc (my husband hates it when I get one of those 'urges'!)
I would love to be able to give you advice but short of seeing your house I don't think I can!

Where do you live?

Kingston, Surrey. Don't tell me, your'e in bleeding Berwick Upon Tweed.

No, Kingston, Surrey.

I wish. Kent, if anyone else wants a job. I will pay you with chocolate muffins.

I like the way you showed by your post, how far apart we are......

Perfect measurer, me.

Anyone else?

ROFL!!!!

Will house swap for a week with you NAB,
you sort mine an i'll sort yours.

Thanks but no good!

I need someone to come for a few hours and tell me what to do.

Obviously all forgetten what an amazing baker I am. Oh well.

Hi, Maidamess, I'm currently looking for someone to help me with decluttering and sorting out my very messy house. I'm not necessarily looking for anyone professional, but this would be paid work. It's almost impossible for me to do this because I suffer from ADD, and what looks like a little problem for most people, is pretty much an insurmountable obstacle for me. I live near Farnborough. If you're interested, please email me at [email protected] - thanks very much!