Help!!!! Burns night toast

[spinningplateslady]

Going to a Burns Night Supper on Friday - I have to do the toast to the men...

Can anyone help me out with this???

Nothing too risque nor too serious...

Small party - about 20 of us, about 50% Scottish...

Please can anyone help?????

Thanks

Afraid I have only done the enterance of the haggis and my lines were

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o' need,
While thro' your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

Couple of examples here

Another

Can you see a copy of the toast to the lassies? Then you know what you will be replying to.

Thanks both - a good start for me... any more???