DH is in local Ops and Drams production of My Fair Lady next spring and the poor sod has to waltz. He can't dance to save his life, 2 left feet is better than what he's got.
I have a sort of vague idea that it goes
one two three one two three
with the feet going
L R L R L R
and round and round as you go. (I am obviously a superb dancer in comparison.) Does that sound about right?
(Last show was Me and My Girl. He had to tap dance in that. )
(DS1 is also in it, he's going to be one of the flying dustmen with dustbin lids, fortunately he can dance!)