I just saw a teddy bear with a .....

[marthamoo]

....willy.

It was sitting on the dashboard of a car and at first I thought it had three legs and was wondering why and then I realised the third appendage was not a leg. It was huge and shaped in a very realistic willy-like way and came complete with pubic fur.

It was vaguely disturbing. Why would you want a teddy with a willy and why would you put it in your car? Ugh.

Do I need to get out more? Have I led a very sheltered life ?

well they have to wee somehow....

Perhaps all the teddies I've seen before have been girl teddies? Never thought of that...

I am unable to answer your questions marthamoo
I think I must have been alongside you in the shelter.
Is this anatomically speaking accurate?

Well daddy bears must have willies otherwise how else would mummy bears have baby bears?

But pubic fur?
I never saw this on Attenboroughs shows

rofl mm

yesterday ds asked my gran to draw a picture of a horse and she drew its penis

Marthermoo ROFL

Are there not a brand of teddy's with willies...I seem to remember a thread a couple of months ago about people going abroad to look out for them...or something like that...

But Pubic hair....Uhg!

PMSL

Was it single?

ROFL. SantaFio2's gran and then I PMSL

How would you know if a bear had pubic hair? I mean, they are pretty hairy all over aren't they?!

I thought you were going to say with a thong. And to reassure that it must be Bunglie's! But pubic hair and a willy - very disturbing.

I seen a frog with those characteristics...

Caligula

I thought that the whole of MNet knew I wear BIG knickers I can pull up and tuck in my bra...for thongs you need to 'talk' to lou33, she is the thong queen!

DS's two bears (both called Boris - they're identical twins ) do not have any appendages.

some bad taste bears have penis', but not a huge deal of pubic fur. think its an ann summers bear u saw. lol.

we got a teddy free from Racing Green with an RG on his jumper, so we told dd he was called Roger Grundy....anyway she took him to school last week for Pudsey's party and I'm not sure Pudsey needed a friend called Grundy!!!!

ps. he has no pants but no willie

my friend has one, theyre from ann summers!

Caligula, I owe you an apology....yes, I do have a teddybear that wears a thong! The only one in my home and I put it on a teddy!
I am so sorry but I had forgotten that, until I took my teddy to bed last night...thong and all!

There's a seedy shop in Bedford that sells teddy bears wearing S & M bondage gear, and ones smoking a spliff.
Went to see a comedian years ago (can't remember his name) who beheaded teddy bears as part of his act. Bizarre.

bad taste bears very very collectable. i have about 80 of them lol.

oops try this link instead bad taste bears

grrrrrrrrrrr

bad taste bears again

Doesn't this stem from that awful Bo Selecta program which has a teddy doing all sorts of dreadful things, including playing with his willy?

Is nothing sacred?