Angelina Jolie and the wonders of digital photography

[Monkeytrousers]

From this...

...to this is Beowulf

Well, I am failing to see the difference, in the great scheme of things.......

fuck a duck she is thin.

Beowulf is a CGI cartoon thing, though, isn't it?

I mean, this is Ray Winstone, isn't it? And I bet he doesn't look like that in rl, does he?

CGI, mapped on the original actors bodies and faces and them optimised.

If I was AJ, I'm not sure what I would think though. They digitally manipulated her for Lara Croft too. It comes to something twhen the most beautiful women in the world aren't beautiful enough without all this jiggery pokery, don't you think?

Yes about Ray Winstone, but everyone knows he is a lard arse! I am just wondering of AJ, who was voted sexiext woman on the planet or soemthing recently, has this rep from a combination of myth and history. Her face is lovely, but her body sexy..?

DP calls it Belsen chic.

That's very sensitive of him.

Toooooo thin!

Not even vaguely funny of MrMonkeyTrousers.

She's rank.

My aunt was a flight attendant on some plane AJ was on, and she said the gal's lips make you want to run home and slather yours with Bag Balm.

Eewwwww.

what's bag balm when it's a home??