If you're ever on the internet searching for

[chrissnow]

Door knobs and coat hooks Don't put in the search text Knobs&Hooks!!!
Never again!!
(And I won't be showing my husband)

LOL - what did you get? Do tell, I'm having a spectacularly boring morning

Well there's bondage..

there's BDSM..

and then there's actual knobs with actual hooks through them. (Is it a piercing thing or a fetish thing?) didn't hang around long enough to find out!!! I shouldn't have looked but curiosity got the better of me.
Maybe I should try and find it again and next time DH winds me up I'll show him!!!

and i still haven't found any coat hooks or door knobs that I like (except for the wonderful bombay duck website!!)

goes off in search of piercings

Aww about your doorknobs. Have you tried re-searching "door knobs"?? lol. Actually I know about this hooks thing, heheh, cos dp and his mates were into piercing (hasten to add no hooks in dp) but it is both piercing and a bit fetishy! People get suspended on hooks in their backs too, apparently it induces some sort of amazing trance. I say, they're all mental and the idea makes me want to vomit, but horses for courses I guess.

but at folk who want to be hung up on hooks.

well at the moment I'm very hung up about hooks 'cus I can't find the bloody ones I want (not that I know what I want . . . but I do know I'm not finding them!!).

Aw chris I'm sorry. Believe it or not there is a guild of doorknob makers, that's not what they're called, obviously, but I can't remember now. I had a job interview with a man who made door knobs who belonged to them. But if you can track them down, I bet they can help you

There used to be a good shop called Knobs and Knockers but I'd hesitate to google that

here I couldn't resist, it was the first result!

thank you!!!