Does anyone have any JL jokes?

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Come on there must be some great JL jokes flying around. Since being on maternity leave I don't get to hear of them.

Someone sent me a photo email of him doing Wheel of Fortune. The puzzle said:

MY CAREER IS FCKD

Must admit I was shocked the photos in the paper of him snorting cocaine yesterday. Or is this all on the Ulrika thread? R

My dh had this text yesterday;

There once was a girl called Ulrika,
Who's sex life could have been sweeter,
She was battered by Stan,
Sven wasn't a fan,
and was raped by a c**t from Blue Peter.

Sorry but you asked!

ROLF badjelly!

or even ROFL

What does ROFL mean? I have worked out all the other abbreviations but this one stumps me!!

Roll on Floor laughing

Thankyou!!!! Been on Mumsnet for ages and never did work it out!!

Aha! How about ROFLMAO? Or PMSL? Answer tomorrow for anyone puzzled!

Got PMSL, but can't work out MAO!

Let's just say Mr Royle of the Royle family would be an expert on MAO...

MandyD ...ROFLMAO = Rolling On the Floor Laughing My A$$ OFF ...Couldn't get PMSL (???)

Pi$$ed myself laughing?