Do You Write or Think? Mr Nietzsche's Assessment of Your Dilemma.

[onebatmotherofgoditschilly]

I had forgotten this:

"The literary woman, unsatisfied, agitated, desolate in heart and entrails, listening every minute with painful curiosity to the imperative which whispers from the depths of her organism "aut liberi aut libri [either children or books]."
?Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols

Ten years ago I would have turned the page with a sigh and a sneer.

Today...?

pmsl

OBM please write a novel about Nietzsche's sex life.

Oh god, I wouldn't let him snuffle at my burrow.

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Niet.

No to ironing his shirts or no to snuffling at your burrow?

lol cod
iorek bugger me that is an excellent idea

Do it onebat. You could serialise it on mumsnet Victorian style

i think cod's no was to 'do you write or think?'..

Oh i see. Yes that's funny. Me neither.

He died of syphilis, didn't he? So probably some good material for sexlife novel?

I don't think it should be researched too thoroughly. Although I think you should advise on the ladies' downstairs coiffures threadworm.

Oh, yes. I was thinking of a career change. I'll open a Literary Minge Consultancy.

Snort! If I was drinking tea it would be coming out of my nose right now.

I think it might have to be an artistic minge consultancy rather than narrowly literary. Was Frida Kahlo's incy moustache not recently discussed as an alternative to the full Brazilian?

fluff at the top then bald underneath? I like it!

OBM What you describe seems to be the comb-under?

ach. Can't decide, so I'm going to leave the decision to Frau Koch, Oberdepilatur at the Spa Angst.

Didn't he say, "If thou goest to woman, take a whip!"

Don't think he was thinking walnuts.

I believe Threadworm might need more than the standard 45 min appointment with Frau Koch . Her DH said to get it done, as much as it costs and as long as it takes. I fear she may be years at the Spa Angst.

Syphilis? Really?

Well he might have had sex but looking at that 'tash he was certianly no ladies man!

Imagine the state of it after chowing down!

Good god no. My DH is quite a fan of the 'fuller minge'.

or after a bit of mouthlove

I am ,howevwer, booking into the Spa Angst. I intend to blow hot and cold in the Existential Crisis Steam Room.

or yodeling up the valley