Dh is writing his best man speech for his brother's wedding and, in the course of his research, found some quotes on children which he left on my desktop. Thought I would share them with you:
Boy :noun: a noise with dirt on it. ~Not Your Average Dictionary
Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. ~Robert Gallagher
Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. ~Red Skelton
There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. ~Walt Streightiff
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~Elizabeth Stone
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. ~Lane Olinghouse
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. ~John J. Plomp