Shall I be "out"?

[Jampot]

we have a slight leak on our car and dh's friend is quite good at locating and fixing these things. Dh has arranged for him to come over on Monday to look at it (whilst he is at work) which means I will have to stay in. Thats not the problem though. His friend hits on everyone and has suggested coming round to ours when dh is at work. Its very embarrassing as naturally i dont want him to come round. Ive told dh im not going to be in when he comes on Monday but he thinks im being difficult

oh come off it, Love, you're gagging for it

he looks like Voldemort

nice

sounds like there's chemistry

open the door holding a packet of tampons and a box of tissues (if you can manage a stray tear, all the better). He will fix the car in double quick time and wont even come in for a coffee.

Put some crappy clothes on and make your hair tangled and say you have been up in night with a D&V bug.

Answer the door, say hi. Then burp, fart, scratch your fanny and your arse then sniff your fingers and finish off by rooting around up your nose.

If he STILL wants you after that, he's fecking well earned it!!!

Wear your sexiest nightie, perfume and makeup and flirt like mad with him, shag him then tell you dh "I told you so!!!"

rofl