Peculiar threads that get removed

[Icantbelieveitsnotnutter]

Your most memorable "troll" type posts here on MN that were swiftly removed? I was inspired to question this after a post was just taken down by the "poo" troll....their SIL was in a bath with faecal matter apparently!

I can never spot trolls sadly! End up missing the fun and only seeing the deletion messages.