How do I stop my baby

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liking all the tatt he gets at xmas? I spend loadsamoney on real quality stuff so why is it he always wants to play with the brightly coloured plastic stuff the rellies give him? How do I teach him good taste?

is so someone annoyed?

stop being a ponce cmniww!

Grit your teeth and bear it. It will get worse as your little darling wants the same plastic action figures/bratz dolls etc that their school friends have.

This was meant to be tongue-in-cheek! Just getting annoyed about the other thread - seems ungrateful. Sorry!

Lock him in a cupboard with bread and dripping and when you let him out (after say a week) he will appreciate anything

I know the feeling, we spend a fortune on a train set last xmas only for DS to play most of the day with a 99p racing car I got him as a stocking filler.

Spend the money on gin and have a much happier tat-filled Crimbo for all