Straw Poll for Horoscopes

[Earlybird]

Do you read horoscopes?
Do you believe in them?
Which are your favourite horoscope writers, and which publication(s) do they write for?

Read them if staring me in the face; do not seek them

Think them to be pure bollocks

N/A

Yes
Up to a point
Shelley von Strunkel (Sunday Times) and Sally Brompton (M o S)

Total bollocks IMHO and never read them

never read them.

load of crap.

total rubbish - do occasioinally have a look for a laugh, none in particular.

Swing between total cynicism and suspicion that it all figures...I have been known to guess a person's star sign quite accurately!
But then I often just think it's a load of nonsense.

That Cainer bloke was always quite accurate imo.

Years ago I always read Patrick (?Walker?) in the Evening Standard because his predictions were generally positive and optimistic. His style/perspective was also comforting - you somehow felt that even the difficult phases would come right eventually.

I've never made decisions based on what my horoscope says, and don't read any one regularly now.

No
No
I DID read the one in Jacqui magazine MANY years ago though

I sometimes heAR horoscpoes on the radio.

All bolleaux, the lot of it