"up your bum and round the corner

[codswallop]

thats the way to california!"
I heard ds1 singing this! he got a strern talking to!
anyone remember "Milk Milk lemonade?"

am shocked

issymum-- I can remember on similar to that.
Hitler he only had one ball
the other is at albert hall
himler, had something similar,
but poor goballs, had noballs at all.

remember this one:
there's a place in france
where the naked ladies dance
there's a whole in the wall
where the men can watchit all
they wear no knickers or pants
for this outchy coutchy dance.
My ds came home singing the first 2 lines of this one. I could only laugh, he now spells my name out instead of naked ladies

OMG i just remembered the one about an english country garden!!
what do you do when you wanna do a poo,
in an english country garden.
pull down your pants and suffocate the ants
in an english country garden.
then get a spade and dig up what you made
in an english country garden
now get a leaf and wipe your underneath
in an english country garden

lol, what a naughty girl I was, there are so many of these I remember.

these are funny enough on here but to hear one of them coming from your headmistress - I'd have been rolling on the floor

haven't you heard::

down behind the dustbins
I met a man called Billy
I said what are you doing here
he said playing with my willy

This is all the rage with dd (7).

I've told her if she ever did meet a man called Billy playing with his willy to run a mile (at which she laughs!!!)

We used to sing:

I see London, I see France
I see (name)'s underpants
Might be yellow, might be pink
I don't know but sure does stink

And:

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these. (making big boobs with our tops)

Titania, DH and I compared our versions of the Glory, Glory Halleluja song. His English version was:

Glory glory halleluja
Teacher hit me with a ruler
The ruler snapped in half
And we all began to laugh
(.... can't remember his last line)

The version I grew up with in Texas was:

Glory glory halleluja
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Stood behind the door
With a loaded 44
And she ain't my teacher no more!

I guess that says something about cultural differences.

What about.... (sung to the tune of 'these foolish things remind me of you....')

'The sweet aroma of a used french letter
A touch of syphillis that won't get better....
(can't remember the next line, but it ends with 'these foolish things remind me of you)

I was taught that by my nan - I was about 12 and it still makes me laugh.

I know someone you don't know .. yogi, yogi
I know someone you don't know .. yogi, yogi-bear

Yogi's got a little friend .. boo-boo, boo-boo
Yogi's got a little friend .. boo-boo, boo-boo bear

Now Yogi's got an enemy .. Ranger, ranger
Yogi's got an enemy .. Ranger, ranger Smith

Yogi's got a girlfriend .. Suki, Suki
Yogi's got a girlfriend .. Suki, Suki-bear

Suki's got a secret .. syphilis, syphilis
Suki's got a secret .. dirty little bear

Twiglett - that yogi-bear one is used for rugby songs too. One bit I can remember is:

Yogi's got a cheesy knob - camem, camem
Yogi's got a chessy knob - camem, camembert!!

There are quite a lot and all end with 'xxxxbear'

Well, when I say rugby songs, it was a load of rugby lads that taught me that one!

trebor mints are a minty bit stronger
stick 'em up yer bum and they last a bit longer!!