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"up your bum and round the corner

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codswallop · 09/11/2004 19:56

thats the way to california!"
I heard ds1 singing this! he got a strern talking to!
anyone remember "Milk Milk lemonade?"

am shocked

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mieow · 09/11/2004 20:49

I nknow that song Wallace
Mummy I love the boy next door
Mummy he got me on the floor
Mummy look at my tummy
its getting bigger than ever before

Herbert, what have you done to me
Herbert, I expecting a b-baby
Herbert, we'll call it Serbert
then there'll be herbert and serbert and me!!

We were about 12
But

misdee · 09/11/2004 20:49

i am inocent!!!

now what others were there?

mieow · 09/11/2004 20:50

can't remember any others

johnnydeppsmistress · 09/11/2004 20:55

My friend used to sing:
"in the far off east
there's a dirty little beast
singing
Nelly put your belly next to mine"...

I never thought is was that bad 'til I sang it in front of my Mum who said it was disgusting (but this is the same woman who never told me about the birds and the bees!).... I now sing it to my kids (SHOCK HORROR) who think it's hilarious! Can anyone tell me the rest of the words so I can sing it in full?

Levanna · 09/11/2004 21:01

There was one, urm something to do with 'I thought it was a snake, so I hit it with a rake'? Ring any bells?!

lockets · 09/11/2004 21:01

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codswallop · 09/11/2004 21:30

you lot!
lol

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Levanna · 09/11/2004 21:35

lockets, lol that's the one.

dogwalker · 09/11/2004 21:46

PMSL at this lot!

ee by gum does your belly touch your bum
do your tits hang low
can you tie them in a bow?

I'm with you misdee

and one that goes with the trebor mints tune (quite old)

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger!
Stick em up your bum and they last a bit longer!

Amai · 09/11/2004 21:47

popeye the sailor man
lived in a garbage can
eats tins of cabbbage
and farts like a savage
popeye the sailor man!!

babster · 09/11/2004 21:48

Remember those Country Life butter adverts?

We are the lads from the Durex mob
And you'll never put a better bit o' rubber on your knob
It's strong and it's thick
It'll stick to your prick
And you'll never get it off in the morrrrrning.

We were only about 9 (gulp)

Hulababy · 10/11/2004 08:33

LOL I remember so many of these from school!

Dreading DD getting old and coming home singing them now though!

hatter · 10/11/2004 08:55

was there a version of the eee by gum one that went
eee by gum
can your belly touch your bum?
can your tits wobble round in a circle?

some of these had me and dh posl last night

tex111 · 10/11/2004 09:01

DH cracks me up with something he used to sing in school that's based on a Cadbury's advert:

What has a hazelnut in every bite? Squirrel shit!

MarmaladeSun · 10/11/2004 13:42

I got pulled to one side by the headmistress the other day and told that a lot of the girls, DD included, were singing a song that was inappropriate. I asked her what the song was, and after a lot of persuasion, the headmistress, going VERY red, started..."Did you lick a dick today...tra la la la"...I didn't hear anymore as I was fighting back the tears of laughter.

libb · 10/11/2004 13:47

Gawd, we sang the Lemonade, Lemonade one. My cousin was heavily into rugby and we were taught a few that made no sense at the time . . .

Roll me over in the clover and 4 and 20 vigirns came from Iverness were a couple I still have a hazy memory of . . .

Nice. ASk him now and he would deny all knowledge.

Titania · 10/11/2004 13:52

we used to sing:

Glory glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hit er back
With me old cricket bat
And I never went school again.....

I also remember milk milk........

Issymum · 10/11/2004 13:57

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fio2 · 10/11/2004 14:02

I can only remember the diahorea stuff

beetroot · 10/11/2004 14:02

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doziduck · 10/11/2004 14:05

Milk Milk Lemonade
chocolate round the corner
push the button
pull the chain
out will come a choo choo train.

yellow belly custard
green snot pie
all mixed together with a dead dogs eye
slap it on a butty
nice and thick
wash it all down with a cup o cold sick!

sinkingfast · 10/11/2004 14:10

Heinz Beans are good for your heart
The more you eat them, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So you'll look forward to another meal

Unbeliveably, I got called into the Headmaster's office for telling someone this - her Mum complained to him! Innocent times...

maretta · 10/11/2004 14:18

Such fond memories. I remember 'milk milk lemonade' and 'ooh aah, I lost my bra'.

I can also remember getting into trouble for singing -
Kermit the frog was having a snog
Down in the barn with Miss Piggy
She Wiggled her Tits and Pulled down her knicks
And now she's got four little piggies.

I can't see what my Mum's problem was with that one.

tarantula · 10/11/2004 14:18

We used to sing this in school:

Georgie Best super star
Walks like a nanny-goat and wears a bra
Bras to big
Wears a wig
And thats why they call him a sexy pig

Think that might be an Irish one tho. Some kid sang it to him on tele too

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