"up your bum and round the corner

[codswallop]

thats the way to california!"
I heard ds1 singing this! he got a strern talking to!
anyone remember "Milk Milk lemonade?"

am shocked

round the corner..........

how old is ds1?

what about

eee by gum can your belly touch your bum.......

ds1 is 6.5!
he was tught it by his cousin!

no but milk nilk lemonade and round the corner choclolates made
( point to arse)

the house that quality built!!

I remember singing,
"ooh aah i lost my bra,
i lost my knickers in your boyfreinds car!!!"

(Think or HOPE i was a bit older , if i ever heard dd sing that i'd ground her till her 18th!!! )

isn it funny how young you must ghave been?

never heard that one Coddy!

I love ee by gum .. I sing it to DS (should I ?)

ee by gum does yer belly touch yer bum
if yer bum can touch yer belly then yer legs are made of jelly
ee by gum

still makes me

never heard the milk, milk lemonade one .. you were obviously a horrible child

ds1 and 2 arrived at their grandmother' s the other day where an elderly neighbour was round for a cup of tea. Both boys broke into a very loud chorus of something about a miner and a vagina. (Still don't know the words!)

We all politely pretended it wasn't happening

lol i remember milk milk!!.....

Fee fi fo fum stick it up your teachers bum if its nice do it twice fee fi fo fum

THIS is what my darling 5 year old keeps coming out with

Aunty mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers, when she farted her legs parted...dont know anymore

I like to go swimmin with bow legged women and dive between their thighs....don't know anymore

Love yours though cod, never heard it before i think i will make it a family chritmas classic

Pick it lick it roll it flick it?

Remember milk milk, YUCK YUCK.

Heard DD1 singing 'ooh arr' the other day. Learned off the older kids. Tried very VERY hard not to pay any attention in the hope she'd forget it

yum yum bubble gum
stick it up the teachers bum
when it sticks to her knicks
make it into weetabix

very glamourous!

we were taught a different version of ee by gum

ee by gum can your belly touch your bum
can your tits hand low, can you tie them in a bow,
can you stand on your head till your willy goes red
can you say aunty annie till you get a red fanny
ee by gum.

oh dear oh dear, the things kids learn.........

misdee!!!!!!

u wait till I see mum lol

NNNNnnnnnnngggggggggGGG sounds of exertion as I try and resist adding to this thread

...we had lots incuding a song with the chorus "arsehole, charcoal, charcoal, arsehole..."

(that just popped out)

you must know that one. we went to the same schools!!

think mum has heard it anyway. lol

think it was younger sister who told mum and grandad the joke about the old lady in the s3ex shop..........

eh? what joke? (((ears prick up)))

ask L to tell it to you one day, its best to be told face to face.

oh!!

i'll try later on this week.

but i am not good at telling jokes!!

Something along the lines of

"...the boy next door
he got me on the floor
gave me one two three
and stuck it in to me!"

we must have been about 12 though

Ds recently told me he had learnt a rude song at school, and it went like this
"Six bum six bum
you're my six bum"
erm...could that be sex bomb by any chnace?
I don't know if it was just him that misheard it (not knowing the word sex) or whether the girls who were singing it were getting it wrong too!