Not for a million quid!

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Ok here's the other half of celebrity one nighters, who would you NEVER jump in the sack with? Des O'Connor, Bruce Forsyth, Chris Evans (even tho Billie did!) , the bloke on Rise who acts all pompous and posh........

But Soupdragon after eating fresh oysters would you want to french kiss him

Oh Ok, I wasn't going to admit it but I fancy AA Gill too...

Pete Sampras. He looks like my brother!
Anyone with bad teeth
Would have with Sean Connery 30 years ago (though would have been a bit hard as I was 1) but not now yech
Any politician.

After eating fresh oysters, I'd be throwing up in the bathroom!

anyone over the age of 70 - until i am near that age. this is becuase its just wrong i tell ya wrong!

Simon Cowell ('Popstars' - what a reptile. Ex-Big Brother house Tim (with red hair) really makes my skin crawl. Not that I would admit to watching either of these programs... :-0

Oh, not so sure about Simon Cowell - I think he's actually quite sexy (in a high-waistband kinda way).

Sven Goran Ericson... really, how can he be fought over???

There is obviously a LOT more to Sven than meets the eye

Well it would certainly take more than a few drinks to make me want to find out!!

Steve Tyler is GORGEOUS!!!!! He IS sex!

Is it just about the mouth for you then Tinker (Yasser Arafat?) Sorry, sorry, sorry just my totally warped sense of humour...

A bit belatedly, I can confirm that John McCririck is as nauseating as you might think. I was unfortunate enough to meet him once and he did the thing with kissing your hand and tickling the palm with the other finger...

...in front of his wife! (who he so sweetly refers to as 'The Booby' )

Oh god, I can feel my bile rising at the very memory....

Oh yukola, Mines. I have adopted an instinctive moue of disgust at this info though I am unsurprised!

He's MARRIED???!!

Yup, to a sweet (and obviously patient) woman who has left an indelible blank in my memory (which is mostly occupied with trying to forget the handkissing incident)

He must have lobotomised her.