Not for a million quid!

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Ok here's the other half of celebrity one nighters, who would you NEVER jump in the sack with? Des O'Connor, Bruce Forsyth, Chris Evans (even tho Billie did!) , the bloke on Rise who acts all pompous and posh........

Nearly forgot - the lead singer of the Pogues ...

Hilary, yes we are allowed. ALL the Royals! Oh and that racing pundit, John Mcri something. Yuch yuch yuch

You're quite right, Thumper, only mentioning one royal didn't mean I fancied the rest!

Jimmy Hill
Sven Goran Erikson (sorry Ulrika!)

Not forgetting that orange bloke off Bargain Hunt BLEURGH

and Mick Hucknall

oh yeah, and Cliff Richard yuk yuk yuk YUK YUK!

dear oh dear, i really should think of a list before posting but had to add David Copperfield - he is SOOO gross

LOL at your description of the bloke off bargain hunt, space monkey!

oooo there are so many vile and unattractive men in the world! So agree with all the cited offenders and am most cheered by this thread.
Must add Tom Cruise who I've despised for many moons- though not as much as R.Gere, Stephen boring Hendry, horribly horribly dull and asexual Tim Henman- canNOT understand all those screaming fans, Tom doughball Hanks, Chris Tarrent- smug beyond belief. Oh and Paul Daniels- a true yukathon.

spacemonkey - not only is Copperfield gross he is also an absolute xxxx. I had to interview him once upon a time and have to say that the only good thing about the experience was that I and a load of other journo's had to go to San Fransisco to do so. Have some very good memories of those two days, but only because it ended up being us v him.

Let's see, Rod Stewart, Stephen Baldwin, Alec Baldwin, Michael Jackson, Noel & Liam Gallagher. That's all I can think of right now but I'm sure there's many more.

Umm Gary Glitter, Barrymore (don't supposed he'd be interested these days though).

Robin Cook is yeeuck!

Marina - with you on all of them except one. I think AA Gill is quite phwoofty actually. Does this mean I am mad?

Roy Hattersley, Michael Portillo, Jamie Oliver, Alex Ferguson, Mick Jagger and Uri Gellar.

oh YES how could we forget jamie oliver - surely he can afford to get something done with that mouth?

Hehe spacemonkey!

All the Rolling Stones but especially Bill Wyman who looks like a pantomime dame with painted on eyebrows.

Liam Gallagher (and Noel for that), Rik Waller, David Copperfield (the magician), quite afew dodgy looking sportsmen and defo not Shane McGowan.

Oh I have been chuckling at all your entries..he he he!
My contenders would be John Mcruick (?) the man who does the horse racing ( apparently hideous in real life..my cousin met him and he shook her hand whilst scratching her palm with his middle finger...apparently a sexual gesture...gag gag gag.)
Peter Stringfellow, Bernard Manning, Jimmy Jones, (they both always look sweaty and smelly bleugh bleugh...as well as being extremely unfunny)

I need to stick up for Jamie Oliver I think he is quite nice.....oops.

David Coulthard is particularly repellent I find

spacemonkey one of my best friend's dh looks just like D Coulthard.
Now I definitely can't recomend mumsnet to her

spacemonkey one of my best friend's dh looks just like D Coulthard.
Now I definitely can't recomend mumsnet to her

I didn't realise there was such revulsion and dislike for some of the more well known members of our species by you ladies.

Could anyone tell me why please?

I can't believe no-one's mentioned Lemmy from Motorhead yet! Or was he just taken as read?

SimonHoward - surely you're not telling me that men don't have similar discussions about minging celebrities?! I'm sure lots of the minging men mentioned on this thread are perfectly charming, but we are talking on a superficial level!