Not for a million quid!

[lou33]

Ok here's the other half of celebrity one nighters, who would you NEVER jump in the sack with? Des O'Connor, Bruce Forsyth, Chris Evans (even tho Billie did!) , the bloke on Rise who acts all pompous and posh........

We are all discerning ladies with taste that's why simonhoward.

Well yes lou33, there is that too (snigger)

jasper - laughing at that David Coulthard comment!!! A bloke with a 4 cornered face.

Leon Britton anyone?

tinker - make that "any member of the former Tory cabinet"

I had an erotic dream once about Michael Portillo. I was ill with a fever!

You certainly must have been, Tinker. Urgh. More Tories? How about the toothsome Neil Hamilton?
(Willow2, not mad but mildly kinky perhaps? )

At least Jamie Oliver could cook you a decent meal afterwards.

How about Phil Jupitus or whatever his name is?

I agree with glitterbabe - Shane McGowan - YUCK!!!!

To be topical, how about Sven Goran Erikson? Rates around John Major in the "how could you" stakes IMO! But I'd like to put a vote in to redeem Will Self from this particular Room 101, if I may...after all AA Gill got a positive vote! Willow2!

Ssshhh Spacemonley we can't let men see how we really are!

Simonhoward, when you say "members" you meant as in the opposite sex didn't you?!

LOL tinker, i had an erotic dream about ken clarke years ago and have always had a soft spot for him since hehe

Phil Jupitus? he's gorgeous!

Spacemonkey and Lou33

I can honestly say I have never taken part in or heard a discussion where men discuss which femlae celebs they wouldn't sleep with or that they look really bad.

I have unfortunately been exposed to an entire work forse that at the mention of the name Kylie go into convulsions and drool a lot.

SimonHoward - surely this must be one of the 'top 5' discussions..??? :-)

Grommit their discussions probably focus on who they WOULD sleep with.

Simonhoward my dh must be a different breed, he doesn't like Kylie at all, he also doesn't like Elle McPherson (thinks they're both overrated) and he doesn't like many of the celebs who are considered to be 'beautiful'. He does have a thing for Sharon Stone though... or at least he did once. I WONDER WHY??!!

Well, we do that too (see Celebrity One Night Stands)!

Agree Liamsmum - not that they would ever get the chance :-)

Simonhoward the main topic of conversation here for the boys, is not just which femail celeb they would sleep with, but which combo!! ie minimum of 2 celebs (Kylie and Danni, or Holly Valance and Natalie Imbrulia etc etc)

The other good game is 'Shag, Marry, throw off a cliff!' This is where you suggest 3 celeb names, and someone has to decide which they would shg, which they would marry and which goes off the cliff. My favourite combination here is Anne Widecombe, Mo Molam, Maggie Thatcher!!

Grommit

Until I saw this thread I wouldn't have even considered it a topic for discussion.

Crunchie

The combination you suggested is the quickest way to get someone to offer to buy the next round just to get out of thinking about the question.

UGH UGH UGH.

My skin is crawling now.

Liamsmum

I agree with your DH. Most celeb women are over rated.

There a few that have some attractive qualities but I'm more likely to see someone in the street that is worth the fantasy time than a celeb.

Back to the " not for a million quid.."my list would have to include ALL members of the tory cabinet EVER and they would of course be in the company of Mick Jagger and Mick Hucknall

Oooh Tinker you're a brave, brave woman for the admission!

tinker, was that before or after Portillo's outing?