I parked, and I am usually very careful about other cars parked as trolley scratches and similar are very annoying.
So I slightly knocked the other car door.
One of the two gargoyles emerged and started shouting, you hit my car, you hit my car .... etc
I said, sorry, it was only a very slight knock and there is no damage that I can see, do you want to come out and check.
(There was really zero damage)
The gargoyle ignored the invitation to inspect and instead started taking photos of my car and said she would go to my insurance.
I said, what do you think you'd get out of my insurance, seeing there is no damage?
Both toads kept on being shouty about me "hitting their car and that there was a baby in that car"
I am not sure there was any baby, because they would have woken up any sleeping creature by then with their insane noises.
I had enough of that and called 999.
The police told me to take their reg, get in my car and drive off.
Later I googled similar scams, and apparently someone had a pre-existing nick and got the whole re-spray job.
I got worried and called my insurer. They think it is a non-event whatsoever. What did the biddies think they were going to get? I took the photos and actually I have my dashcam footage .... ...