Anybody want two small children?

[theslownorris]

Four year old girls, slightly damaged (self inflicted from fighting), eat practically anything, loads of energy (anybody got an oversized hamster wheel?). Could go together but recommend separately (see above re fighting). Currently located in Southern England but all areas considered. Anybody live in the Outer Hebrides?

swap for my 2?

Swop you for two boys - regular fighting but can be pacified by regular attachment to a PlayStation or similar.

I've already had some, thanks

This morning I resorted to locking one in the porch & the other in the conservatory just to break it up. I dread to think what the neighbours thought. Oh well, SS haven't been round,yet.

Ill swap for a boyzone cd and out of date marshmallows I found under my bed? only if I can sell them on of course, these days its all about the resale value

Oh I thought I would be able to sell my 2dds, it appears there isnt a market!

Uncalled for.

Not funny TheLordFlasheart

Why?????

You're sick flasheart.