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How much more poo can i take?!?

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Tessiebear · 28/10/2004 20:29

This afternoon DS2 pooed in the garden when i wasnt looking and the dog ate it (YUK)
This evening DS1 pooed in his bedroom (claimed he couldnt get to the loo in time) and because he was worried i would be cross he picked up the poo and put it in his dressing-gown pocket to disguise the incident! I walked in to his bedroom tread on a piece of poo and found him COVERED in poo. Only one thing i can say ..... this evening is complete POO!!!!

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whizzz · 28/10/2004 20:31

ROFL makes my day tame by comparison !
Aren't kids wonderful !!!!!!!

linniewith2 · 28/10/2004 20:35

pmsl - thats pooed myself laughing in honour of this thread !

KateandtheGirls · 28/10/2004 20:37

Oh, that's awful. What a day. I feel bad that I found your message funny - sorry!

Skate · 28/10/2004 20:37

PMSL!! I've not laughed so much out loud for ages!! Really sorry about that!!!

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Tessiebear · 28/10/2004 20:38

Please laugh away - i am seeing the funny side now that the kids are tucked up in bed!

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bonniej · 28/10/2004 20:39

A few years ago my ds needed to get into the toilet but couldn't as someone was already there. He didn't stress the urgency of the situation and went back into his bedroom. I started to notice over the next couple of days that his bedroom didn't smell too fresh. On putting away his toys a few days later I noticed a turd nestled amongst the action men. He could have told me!!

KateandtheGirls · 28/10/2004 20:40

I'm amazed that I've never had to deal with this (except occasionally in the bath). Is it a boy thing?

cardigan · 28/10/2004 20:44

Sorry to laugh - but funny when you read it rather than step in it!

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Tessiebear · 28/10/2004 20:44

ds2 thinks that because the dog poos outside it is acceptable for him to do the same!!!

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Skate · 28/10/2004 20:46

LOL Bonnie!!!! OMG!!

motherinferior · 28/10/2004 20:53

The appalling thing about parenthood, I have realised, is that poo is limitless. LIMITLESS.

moomina · 28/10/2004 21:26

Oh, god, I have tears of laughter running down my face {grin]

Sorry that your day has been so poo, Tessie, but you've certainly cheered me up!

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Tessiebear · 28/10/2004 21:28

Happy to oblige Moomina

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blueteddy · 28/10/2004 21:50

Ha ha ha ha!
Sorry Tess, but that story has made me chuckle!!!

edam · 28/10/2004 22:21

Uncontrollable giggles here Tessiebear. Sorry your day has been so crap (appalling pun, couldn't resist, sorry) but will think of you next time ds poos in the bath

JoolsToo · 28/10/2004 22:22

'how much more poo can I take' I got some spare if you've got the room

sallystrawberry · 28/10/2004 22:25

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Bladee · 28/10/2004 22:27

Ah Edam you stole my line.....

Haven't had th guts to take nappy from ds - 3 next week as he claims he isn't pooing when you can tell (and smell) he is!!!!

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