help I stubbed my toe!

[Enid]

shoot me now

:O

What of it, Enid?

Well, I hope it hasn't swollen up. You won't be able to pull your socks up if it has, will you?

actually I havent, but a bloke in a white van did reverse into my car today and smash my front headlight and cracked my bumper and both dds were scared.

so i've had to have half a bottle of wine

How are your dd's now. Bet it was scary for them... {{{}}} loads of hugs for them

very funny!!!!

No wonder so many people are leaving mumsnet lately

aw sweet pixiefish - they were scared, bless them. dd1 said to dh tonight 'mummy said a bad word' - as I cringed inwardly she said 'she called the man an idiot!'

phew.

hope your not too shook up?
and all ok?
bloody white van men eh!! now theres a normal debate!!

yes it is very funny 2WB

2wildbabies - I know I annoy you now, but you'll get to like me, honest

ahhh .. glad they're ok .. bloody white van drivers

I'm not staying Enid

have a nice flounce ... see you when you get back .. and you will you know

I have to keep telling dh to be careful or dd's first words will be... horrendous... it's quite funny till it happens to you- the times friends kids have done it and i've wet myself...

I'll sell my house to pay for any surgery needed.

he was quite sweet - the van driver, prob barely 20 - he'd had a bad day he said, poor lamb.

he was an idiot though.

hercules

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no the worst was being taken aside by my old childminder and told that whenever dd1 dropped anything she said 'Bollocks!' - she was 2 and a bit.

Its not even a nice sounding word

ahhh .. that's how DS got his imaginary friend .. called Buddah

its one of the few words that sounds remarkably like bugger .. which I was calling my mother on the phone about 10 mins before DS started running round the house shouting 'bugger, bugger'

Twiglett-

anyway it means the garage hopefully can fill in the big scratch on the passenger door and add it into the insurance claim